You should name your pub:

I could do better, pour me another round!

Pub Names licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License.
Based on a work at http://pubname.zvan.net/.

Pub names are randomly generated from a curated list of words and will always be in the format "The Adjective Noun" because of a conversation I had in a car while driving past The Muddy Pig on the way to The Happy Gnome a long time ago. Note that I cannot be responsible if another pub has already opened with a name randomly generated by this page.